Mom walks in while I play Dream Daddy, I am a poor brand ambassador

• Me, pointing lovingly at my handcrafted dream daddy dad: that's my dad
• Mom: he's a very nice dad
• Mom: who is the vampire man on screen
• Me: he's another dad
• Mom: a dad of who
• Me: like....a child?
• Mom: where's the child
• Me: not on screen at the moment
• Me: I'm dating him
• Mom: you're dating the child?
• Me: what? no
• Mom: is he the child?
• Me: he's the vampire
• Mom: are you the child?
• Me: no I'm the dad
• Me: I showed you my dad
• Mom: who is he dad of? Who are you playing?
• Me: no I mean I'm playing as him
• Me: he's a dad. He's my dadsona. I'm romancing other dads of unrelated children
• Mom: oh
• Mom:
• Mom: why are they all dads?
• Me: the game is called Dream Daddy
• Mom:
• Mom:
• Me: it's a wholesome game
• Mom: I don't want to know anymore about it and now I wish I knew less